Person Analysis

Yeah, but look what I found by being careless!  I need this as a shirt.

I honestly can't remember a time when EA was well liked. Even in elementary school, it was common for kids to refer to them as Electronic Farts.

An arcade, if you can find one.

Gas. From all the beans yesterday.

Access to information should definitely be a human right and the internet is currently the best method of enabling that.

In this backwards scenario, there's a whole genre of woman that wants to pay money for guys to fart in jars to be mailed to them.

It's all executives; hence why nothing gets done.

You need to hold R1 and tap R2. The default gamepad controls are kinda ass.

Who the hell's gonna pay more for electronics covered in 800,000 tons of mud?

What's the one where the main bad guys are like a tribal iungle death cult? Temple of Doom? I don't remember nazis in that one; maybe that's all they saw.

>Also, as an FPS player, I do not understand how anybody could play this game on controller. I ditched that shit about 30 minutes into it and immediately raised my skill level threefold with the mouse. The accessibility options and the game's natural autoaim mechanics basically give you aimbots by ...

I'm not as down on it as I am with Returnal. I actually want to know wtf is going on in that one and the story is entirely RNG too lol

*panics; blurts out random song lyrics I haven't heard since I was in 3rd grade*

B&

"Yeah. Goats."

They'd have to go out and spend money on the foil. They probably had plenty of garbage bags in the janitor's closet already on hand.

The straight friend who used to ask me for blowjobs and sex after I came out to him said the "don't fall in love with me part." Like... Too late? 🤷‍♂️

I always found this as a pro-gun argument to be weird as shit. It's true. But that's exactly why you should limit what people can have a gun. They might still kill people without one, but that's no excuse to make it easier for them to kill people.

The Old Republic games made me wonder what kind of sermons they had at Sith temples. Er... Before ol' what's-his-name invented the Rule of Two, I mean.

I actually won a raffle they had because I signed up to their newsletter as soon as I heard about the game, so I have a bunch of merch for a thing I don't even like lol

It worked out well for Kirk!

Genesis does what Star Fleetn't.

Counter-Strike. Or Tribes 2 but I didn't see a shortcut for that.

I was joking with my sister wondering if Mel would be coming back as Scroob, under the assumption that Scroob died in the first one that he'll come back and someone will say: "Somehow... Scroob has returned."

I'd search the internet. They would have to have a public list of that somewhere. Like on the FCC's website.