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captainlezbian

Total posts found: 960 (960 comments, 0 posts)

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politics
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microblogmemes
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memes
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nottheonion
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Last 25 posts and comments by captainlezbian

Comment historymemes
Sep 27, 2025

In their defense they thought it was the funniest joke they'd ever heard

Comment lemmyshitpost
Sep 27, 2025

Sticking hands in gears without lotoing

Comment lemmyshitpost
Sep 27, 2025

I for one will stand for [smut](https://tomlehrersongs.com/smut/)

Comment games
Sep 27, 2025

I'm looking forward to whatever supergiant does next. Also haunted chocolatier

Comment news
Sep 27, 2025

I hear they have pretty good sex, cooking, and wolf taming techniques

Comment linuxmemes
Sep 27, 2025

cy-o rt C-m ucb. p.annf

Comment politicalmemes
Sep 27, 2025

In what universe would they admit they didn't see it that way? The united states would get pissed if our enemy decided to befriend Canada after we keep spitting on them, but that's not any of their faults, we just didn't think anything would ever change. And Canada used to like us, Ukraine has a lo...

Comment nostupidquestions
Sep 26, 2025

4 and 5 have very different answers depending on race. I'm white, have a Midwestern accent, and was born here. I can look at this person like they're a moron and ask if they've never heard an ohio accent before or what. A Latino born in the same hospital who grew up a town over has to be more diplom...

Comment Mirror
Sep 26, 2025

I love that claim that it's opposing free speech to demand they air certain content. That whole letter is basically a "we don't like what he's saying but advertisers are making us bring him back"

Comment boomermemes
Sep 26, 2025

So is this boomer or gen x. Because neither of them respected their parents. Boomers were at least cool enough to burn their flags on their way to their free love compounds. Which is the shit millennials respect about our parents

Comment Mirror
Sep 26, 2025

Dear constituent, I regret to inform you that you are not a Bailey and therefore I ask what are you going to do about it. Sincerely, Chuck you Shumer

Comment linuxphones
Sep 26, 2025

It's the only way to get ahold of an audiologist for some reason

Comment technology
Sep 26, 2025

Advertisement predominantly exists to encourage consumption, this is primarily a means to increase wealth

Comment whitepeopletwitter
Sep 26, 2025

You'd think hitting our heads would give tall people situational awareness but nope

Comment linuxmemes
Sep 26, 2025

You'd think linux would be the thing Randall Monroe introduced me to that's most destructive to my capacity to live a normal life, but nope Dvorak.

Comment news
Sep 26, 2025

I stand by that it's insane that resisting arrest of oneself or others and opposing and impeding law enforcement is illegal. Sure you shouldn't be allowed to attack, but the desire to be free and to stop unjust arrest should be considered innately human for the former and a consequence of internaliz...

Comment til
Sep 26, 2025

I agree, but it's lesser to me than the means of disenfranchisement. If felons can't vote and using cannabis is a felony then the deck is actively stacked against changing that law. And it gets darker when things like sodomy are felonies and with laws like tough on crime laws or prison reform. Felon...

Comment curatedtumblr
Sep 26, 2025

Y'all're talking about this as a windows problem but for my old laptop it was the USB ports started dying then some keys stopped working and finally the frame began dying. It didn't last 5 years.

Comment nottheonion
Sep 26, 2025

Idk why but he gives more lukashenko than Hitler. Must be the whole fat guy without much hair thing. Also isn't he worried about insufficiently strained cocaine?

Comment shittyasklemmy
Sep 26, 2025

The union of Harlan County. Anyone else is a thug of J H Blair

Comment politics
Sep 26, 2025

Wow if our courts ever punished him that would be actionable threats

Comment fuck_ai
Sep 26, 2025

Oh management hates when you say to do it right the first time. Oh they love hearing it in the abstract, but when you actually try to do it they get mad

Comment usa
Sep 26, 2025

So obviously the catholic vice president and supreme court will take firm moral stands against this right? Also after seeing trump's quote I'd call him retarded but that would disparage the intelligence of the intellectually disabled.

Comment onehundredninetysix
Sep 26, 2025

Behold a sapiosexual

Comment politics
Sep 26, 2025

Maoism is more than just working class attacks on academia and culture. In fact that element of Maoism is borrowed from folks like Mussolini. Maoism also involves the regime being ostensibly socialist, includes long term planning, and largely revolves around rapid industrialization.